Overview:

Ok let's just get something straight right now... I'm not going to go into detail about how easy a tent is to set up or not.

They are all easy to set up.  For fuck's sake, it's a damn tent with very few parts, how damn hard is it to run some poles through fabric?  I mean really?  Is there such a thing as a difficult tent to set up? Christ people, did some of you grow up painting by numbers and never graduate to blank canvas or what?!  Does your bike still have training wheels on it?  Do you drive an automatic? 

I blame Legos for making it easy for those boys who were too challenged to figure out how to use an Erector Set and have the power to make useful stuff.  You can build machines with an Erector set, and the Legos make a block building... yay.  (Though Lego Mindstorms are oustanding to get kids thinking!) 

Anyway. If you are that lame you can't figure out how to put a tent together, just go rent a damn hotel and have someone bring you a pizza cause your too fucking lazy to go get it yourself.  That's my rant.  Lego's ruined men and turned them into panzies who buy a desk in a flat pack kit at Ikea and feel a sense of accomplishment for "building" it. 

This camping section is not for you people.  You people are the ones who are the zombies that the rest of us have to deal with!  Do us a favor and drink antifreeze (that's coolant for your car, you can find it in the automotive store you never went to, and it tastes great... mmmm yummmy annnntifreeeeze!!! Read all the labels first though... yeah, case and point, I actually have to tell some of you this don't I?).

- Evil James